EDITION OF FRIDAY, JANUARY 17, 2025, AND WEEKEND [PetPowellPress] The date is significant. We dedicate
this edition of our long-running feature Let Sleeping Dogs Lie & Napping Cats Nap to personalities who are
wonderfully designated as "multiple births," i.e. "litters."
Our dog Porche Noel perhaps was one of those. I asked her if she wanted to help me with this and, as her brown eyes began to close, she replied, "For crying out loud -- I've got to get some sleep. Can't you ask one of these cats?"
Senior Office Cat William Powell, when asked, rolled his eyes, raised his chin and replied, "I'm not required by the Code of Office Cats to participate in anything turned down by a dog." He then
provided this pose he titled "THE PATIENT FACE OF A NAPPING CAT."
So, my sons -- both gainfully employed -- also were unavailable to discuss "multiple births" with me. Thus on their birthday, this casual Friday of Jan. 17, 2025, I will be winging it as I discuss multiple births from a personal viewpoint.
The doctors in the late days of 1970 had predicted that the upcoming birth would be one large baby. Labor began in the early morning hours of Jan. 17, 1971. Coincidentally, it was also the date of the Dallas Cowboys' first Super Bowl appearance -- the Baltimore Colts beat Dallas -- Jim O'Brien kicked a 32-yard field goal with 5 seconds left in the game.
I didn't see a split second of the game. I was in a waiting room. Let me emphasize: I was in the waiting room and I was waiting on ONE LITTLE BABY TO BE BORN. ONE.
In the meantime, it turned out to be "Have A Litter Day" at the hospital in Texarkana, Texas. Yep, we had a multiple birth incident in the family. We named the twins Bret and Bart -- we'd already picked "Bret" so we had to come up with another name on the spot. Bret and Bart had scored big TV ratings as the Maverick brothers (James Garner/Jack Kelly), so what the heck... you know?) [Coincidentally, when then boys began playing kid soccer in Grand Prairie 5 years later,the team was "The Mavericks."]
That photo on the left is from around early 1993 -- the boys are Bart and Bret and the guy on the left
is a character actor from the early '70s domestic spy film Hairy The Pretend Hippie.]
How can you tell the boys apart? Throw 'em a baseball. Bret is a lefty. Bart is ambidextrous. I spell that right? He can bat or write left or right depending on the needs of the moment.
Of course, a lot of people will solve the ID challenge by asking the traditional twin question: "Which one are you?"
So, on that Sunday, January 17 in 1971, Bret was born at 2:06 p.m. Bart was born at 2:08 p.m. (Bart, noting his brother's arrival habits, is fond of saying "That was the last time Bret got
anywhere before I did.")
Their mom, Carolyn, and I missed the entire Super Bowl -- but having a "small unexpected litter of babies" definitely takes your attention away from football.
Years have passed since that day. Things change in life -- parents don't always get along -- as courthouse records reflect.
For decades now, the multiple birth boys have had some exceptional influence from my Smartspouse Martha, their trusted advisor. She's the darling confident, the understanding calm voice in family discussions. I am the harsh jerk.
Also, Martha joins me in celebrating our "animal nut" status and that attitude is influential. Bret has a beloved dog named Fisher. Bart has an entertaining young cat named Suki. Oh, yeah, there's this: Bret is an uncle of 3. Bart is a father of those 3 (the adorable and wise-cracking grandkids Hannah Rose, Emily Grace and Connor "Crash" Powell.) Bret and Bart remain the only litter in our crowd.
Now, Dear Readers, you'll note that I was unable to find photos of litters of dogs or cats in my personal files. So, I have provided these old photographs of young people to illustrate this "Multiple Birth Edition" of Let Sleeping Dogs Lie & Napping Cats Nap.
Do the boys take after their father? I'd have to say "No" -- they're nicer. It's The Martha Influence.
You'll note the photos of the three cowboys. The old geezer was a 3-year-old in that photo next to an oak tree. The kids were a little older when their Giddy Up Cowboy pictures were taken. And that blurred and poorly-stored photo from the previous century shows the boys on their new "trikes" -- we took that at the family Christmas last month. I'm kidding. The Litter of Two has grown out of tricycles.
In summation, the multiple birth of these humans was a surprise and a joy and, as they celebrate their teenage years -- I need to recalibrate, perhaps -- their dad says, "Happy birthday" and isn't it amazing that all three of us arrived in our 30s simultaneously here in the 21st century.
Ask around. Baby Boomers can celebrate their teenage years for decades. It's because we know how to mimic sleeping dogs and napping cats and draw mystical energy from them. I'm almost certain. Happy Birthday, boys.
[DEAR READERS, Unless Martha and I somehow have triplets by next week, we're going to return to the traditional theme of this edition -- celebrating sleeping dogs and napping cats and any other slumbering household critter. Email the photos and the stories to [email protected].]