Is there a literary expression that captures this gathering of napping kittens?
Purrpile haze?
A snore of cats?
A snooze of felines?
As you can see, they have earned the spotlight for this weekend’s Readlarrypowell.com Worldwide Web-read feature Let Sleeping Dogs Lie & Napping Cats Nap.
We got the photos and the story from a reliable source – my longtime pal and former cubiclemate at the big paper in Dallas, the gifted writer, Aline McKenzie.
Our cubicles were separated by a wall that did not block out the fact that both of us are prone to bursting out in song without regard to requests from co-workers though I can remember no one specifically demanding, “Sing one more” or “Sing it again.”
Aline knows more catchy lyrics than I do and she also is an animal lover. You may recall her byline. She also wrote human and animal stories for the big paper, including (before I inherited it) the Pets & Their People column. It was really popular. But, of course, about six years ago it was jettisoned by the same braintrust that excused Aline and me from further participation on the same lovely day. Pets & Their People fell into the category of, I guess, not important enough for the dwindling number of subscribers. (Remember, if you want to read interesting and entertaining stories about people and their animals, you can do so in Urban Animal magazine’s Part Of Our Family column.)
In this weekend's Let Sleeping Dogs Lie & Napping Cats Nap, thanks to Aline, we don’t just have pets and their people, we have slumbering purrers and their goodhearted people, Aline and her partner Lydia.
Aline explains, “Lydia and I became interested in fostering after I overheard a co-worker, who's on the board of North Texas Cat Rescue, talk about needing a foster.
(Aside: I mention this so that you rescuers may decide to create a “How To Induce Eavesdropping & Build Your Volunteer Roster” seminar for later in the year during National Overheard Week, which is celebrated around National Talk Like a Pirate Day, Sept. 19, which Aline also introduced me to but, arrrggggh, back to the animals.)
The sleeping quartet is composed of four kittens they’ve fostered for North Texas Cat Rescue. They were (and still are unless their new families changed their names, clockwise) Joy the Tabby, Thing, Blaze and Prairie.
“All four girls have been adopted, but their brother Ringo and mother Dorie are still available. Ringo (fluffy gray and white) and Dorie (Russian blue) can be seen on Petfinder.com and will be at the Allen PetSmart on Saturday."
As you can see, Dorie, unburdened by almost as many kittens as she has spigots, doesn’t mind stretching out on the floor in a traditional feline pose.
Aline writes, “Dorie is a Russian Blue who was picked up by Collin County Animal Services.. She was wearing a collar but had no tag and was not microchipped. She was also incredibly pregnant and had five kittens a day later.
“We took her and the ‘Cuddle Puddle’ when the kittens were only a few hours old. The four girls (Prairie, Joy, Blaze and Thing) have been adopted, but we still have the boy, Ringo, and Dorie.
“Ringo clearly misses his sisters and having someone to ‘wrassle’ and absorb his extra energy. We hope whoever takes him will adopt another kitten to be a playmate for him. He's a little shy, though, and would probably do best in a quiet household.
“Dorie is about a year old, loves, loves, LOVES people and is a total sweetheart with us, although she's very dominant with the resident cats, Jack and Luna.
“Our favorite trait is that when she's being petted, she blisses out with her tongue sticking out.
“Luna hates the fosters with the heat of a thousand white-hot hating suns all hating at the same time. She's spent the last three months pretty much at the top of the bookcase, glaring. Jack gets along with them, and Ringo has a serious man-crush on Uncle Jack.”
It is always good to know that people who appreciate cats get to launch kittens into a loving world. As it turns out, kittens make good cats.
(To nominate slumbering critters of any age and any species for the spotlight of Let Sleeping Dogs Lie & Napping Cats Nap, e-mail photos and info to [email protected] . We’re proud to use your snoozers to encourage insomniacs in their pursuit of the noble art of sleeping.)
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SHAARWAAT AFTERMATH:
A MOTHER’S PLEA
This is a most peculiar thing. At Readlarrypowell.com we were certain we were rid of this odd controversy when American Shaarwaat Rescue Society President Nanabelle Birman sent us a rancid farewell note, declaring that the ASRS would have nothing further to do with us, that it was taking its beloved cats into hiding and that we would not be hearing from the society or its lawyer, Rex Devon.
Fine with us. All we’d intended to do was bring a little attention to the special breed, the Shaarwaat, known informally as the “great horned cat of Mars” and mentioned in Soviet Cold War-era science fiction and reportedly part of an earlier Jet Propulsion Lab/NASA Mars Rover exploration mission.
The Society had plans to build a state-of-the-art sanctuary for the Horned Cats of Mars at some site at Aurora, Texas, north of Fort Worth.
Eerily, in the middle of the night Thursday, I got an e-mail regarding this whole Shaarwaat thing. It came from ASRS President Nanabelle Birman’s mother, Fannabelle Birman of “a rural property near Pahrump, Nev.”
Momma Fannabelle wrote,
“Dear Mr. Powell,
“First, let me apologize for the way my daughter, Nanabelle, has treated you. You may find small comfort in the fact that you are not the first man she has treated so shabbily.
“Now, let’s get right to this very serious matter.
“As your e-mail address was in Nanabelle’s laptop, and as you have been known to find missing persons and make emotional connections through your work, I am writing to you to ask that you keep an eye open for Nanabelle and her big orange and white cat Binky. His full name is Binky, Solemn Emperor of Mars and if you don’t address him as that, Nanabelle gets quite upset. I learned that the hard way. It was months before she would speak to me - - and we lived in the same house!
“Nanabelle is convinced that Binky is some kind of Russian cat from Mars, which, as you know, is totally ridiculous since the Russians have never been to Mars that we know of.
“I have seen Binky and, bless my daughter’s heart, Binky is a big orange and white cat, indeed, but I really don’t think he is Russian at all – the rest I cannot rule out, for I do not know if our government might be telling stories about men never having been to Mars and back.
“As you can see from this tiny photo, Nanabelle has used a bandeau with two big, fake tiger teeth glued on it to create the illusion of a horned cat.
“That’s what I think, anyway, although I never saw Binky in anything except his official NASA Mars Mission space suit and what appeared to be yellow-greenish horns. I have enclosed a photo I snapped with my phone one evening as Nanabelle was sewing what she called ‘Departure Uniforms’ for some mysterious ‘Mission of Gladness Travel’ she kept referring to. All she would say is ‘Momma, you can’t go, the g-forces would crush your new hip.’
“I just don’t understand young people but I am grateful that she has looked out for my well-being. Y2K terrified me until she took me to the Shaarwaat Seclusionary Silo in Kansas. That was something. We were totally safe from the time we went in on Thanksgiving Day until we emerged on Feb. 2.
“At any rate, I did not think too much of the ‘Departure’ until she and her friends vanished two weeks ago and almost at the same time I saw these items about current Mars Rover missions. I have included the links.”
(Aside to Readers: One is from a nationally prominent newspaper, HERE, and the other from the Jet Propulsion Lab mission plans HERE.
Continuing with Fannabelle’s note, “Mr. Powell, I would really appreciate it if you would post a notice for people to be on the lookout for Nanabelle. She is traveling in disguise, as she has done many times before.
“This time I think she and her friends are making their way across the country in the guise of a traveling company of the musical Peter Pan. Nanabelle has done this before as she enjoys performing the title role though, I must tell you, I cannot believe audiences can suspend disbelief long enough to accept a Peter Pan who is 6-foot-2 and weighs about 118 pounds. She is rail thin, but she thinks she can act much shorter. Her hair is jet black and in a pixie cut – she says she plays the darker side of Peter’s heart.
She also thinks she can create the illusion of flight and, to help this, she may be traveling with two companions, Mick and Rick Knitinnitz, the former TV twin ultra-heavyweight wrestlers who, on cue, will lift her off the ground and race her to a window and throw her through it while she pretends to be flying and yells ‘Wheeeeee’.
“She has startled many a resident of my senior condo complex with such flight. They always put the cost of the window on my bill.
“Bless you for helping me search for my daughter and her Binky cat.
“When we are reunited, I will make certain you are invited to the party.
“Sincerely, Fannabelle Birman, Mother of Nanabelle.”
Holy cat hair! That’s some story from Fannabelle. But, we see our mission.
So, ladies and gentlemen, we must now be on the lookout for a 6-foot-2, black-haired, green-clad Peter Pan traveling with ultra-heavy twin wrestlers and an orange and white cat in a space suit who is wearing fake yellow horns.
Let me know when and where you see them. Take a picture. I’ll pass the word on to Fannabelle.
They could be anywhere. Probably not Mars. But you never know. I’ll alert the Jet Propulsion Lab.
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