Is that not the mug of a genuine sleeper?
Ah, my fellow insomniacs, are you not envious!
This is absolutely the big ol’ face of someone who knows how to sleep.
Yes, that is Pei, spotlight dog in this weekend’s Let Sleeping Dogs Lie & Napping Cats Nap.
Pei was nominated by our longtime tipster, reader and pal Roxanne “Rocky” Wingo who lives in Sandstorm, Arizona -- oops, I mean Phoenix.
You’ll note in this collection that there is a dog piled atop Pei. That is Pokey.
All I can figure is that Pokey thinks Pei may be filled with helium, so Pokey quickly slid down from the back of the couch to sort of anchor Pei and keep her from floating off in the Arizona breeze.
“Pokey” is short for “Poquito,” Rocky says. “ He's supposed to be a Chihuahua mix (probably a Chorkie). … I adopted him last summer (2011) when it was publicized that the 2 county pound locations had more than 200 Chis and Chi mixes at one point, and so many were going to be euthanized, so I did what I could and went down and got one. (You know what a sucker I am for a sob story...)”
That explains why Pokey looks like a dog with a yarn, doesn’t it? Dodged a bad situation.
And that dog on the floor is Sweet Polly Purebred, a formerly featured Sleeper. She’s a Pit mix who “be 10 years old, this fall, and is the oldest in my pack, at this point.”
Oh, and as you veteran dog lovers read this story of Pei from Rocky, you’ll note a shared emotion regarding the “accidental” acquisition of a dog.
Here goes:
”I don't think I've shared with you the story of my little girl, ‘Pei.’ She is so named because I did not intend to keep her, so I didn't want to become more attached to her by giving her a ‘real’ name.
”Well, by the time it became obvious to me that she was staying in my home, she had become ‘The Pei’ and that is the name that stuck. Of course, she has a plethora of nicknames, but she is mostly just ‘Pei’
”The reason I did not originally intend to keep her is because I have too many dogs, already… I was not looking for another when I found her.
”It was 2 Thanksgivings ago. I had taken the week off from work. On that Monday before the holiday, I went to PetsMart to buy dog food. I saw this Oriental fellow, with an adorable Shar Pei puppy on a leash, and, of course, I went over to meet her.
”My own Shar Pei passed away in 2005, and my family has had several over the years, and I just LOVE the breed. Well, it turned out that the harness was imbedded in the back of this adorable 6-month-old pup that day, and the guy didn't even realize it! He said he was trying to sell her and I asked how much and went to the register and got $100 cash and bought her to get her away from him.
”So, I came home with this sweet, people-friendly pup, but she was scared of everything at first - she wouldn't let the other dogs near her, and most normal household noises scared her.
”She barked at the TV, at the dishwasher when it was running, etc.
”In a day or 2, my sweet French bulldog, Sisi, had managed to work her way into the Pei's trust, just enough that The Pei allowed Sisi to lick and clean the sore back where the harness had been, as they lay on the living room floor, side by side. From then on, Pei accepted the other dogs, and has actually become ringleader among the wild players in the pack. She often instigates wrestling matches and chases.
”Well, as I've said, I had not intended to get another dog, and had decided to rescue her from the neglectful prior owner, so I could see that she was placed in a good home. Of course, knowing how things are in the pet overpopulation department, I decided to have her spayed and vaccinated before placing her in a home. That way, no ‘accidental litters’ would happen to her. So, with it being Thanksgiving and then Christmas and New Year, I had managed to get her vaccinated, but not spayed, yet.
”Then, on New Year's Day, 2011, I finally made the decision that I was not going to be able to keep the house I had bought a few years earlier (long story - it had eaten me alive, financially, and the ceiling literally fell in, on New Year's Day.) So, with all the activity involved in finding a house to rent, getting moved, etc., it was March before I was re-settled, and finally managed to have the spay surgery done on the Pei.
”Well, by then it was too late [to find her a new home] and I was no longer fooling myself that I would be able to let her go.
”Anyway, she is a sweet, goofy dog who (I imagine) will always be like a puppy. She is not real bright, and is clumsy and not at all graceful. But she is silly and playful, and sweet, sweet, sweet! When she is sleeping, she always looks like a puppy to me, with all of those wrinkles. I've attached a few pictures. The one where she's on the floor shows how her loose, extra skin ‘puddles’ around her when she's lying down. The one on the couch was taken with my cell phone, as she slept with her back against my thigh, while I was watching TV. She can sleep in the oddest positions! She is just a sweetheart, and is much loved by my family and the other dogs!”
Rocky always ends her notes with “God bless” and if all homes and dogs could be blessed with such good fortune, we’d all sleep better and probably wear as peaceful a face as the one on The Pei.
[To nominate your slumbering critter – any kind from anywhere on the planet – for the spotlight of our weekend feature, Let Sleeping Dogs Lie & Napping Cats Nap, send photos and info to [email protected]. We love to hear these stories. We love to publish them, too. We like to think that insomniacs can gain inspiration to sleep from a drooling dog or a purring cat. We don't know where the inspiration to stay awake comes from -- we know it's there. We've seen it at work all night long.]