People who won’t have anything to do with computers are missing out on some high entertainment. My favorite email this week has this subject line:
”PLEASE KINDLY HELP ME INVEST THESE US $58,000,000.”
The body of the letter said this guy wants 60 percent of those funds to go to charities and “I have set aside 40 percent for you and your family. Keep this secret to yourself.”
So, nobody tell anybody. Just read and forget I mentioned 40 percent of $58 million.
That photo? That is the Readlarrypowell.com staff impersonator, Inky, the Cocker Laureate of the State of Texas, giving us his impression of an on-line con artist racing into the Cyberteria at Crooksville and spotting a big steaming platter of Mom’s Monkey Business Meatloaf served with a ladle of tepid It’s Not All Gravy and a dessert of Mock Apple Pie in the Sky.
Our midweek report (and note the connection between this first item and the second item, in case you are one of those people who swears you never see strays in Dallas):
A COMFY DOG NEEDS SOME HELP: This dog is “becoming quite comfortable” in a neighborhood near Coit and Arapaho north of LBJ and west of Central.. This is him lounging at the end of a sidewalk in front of a residence.
He appears to be, the neighbors say, a Lab mix who weighs in at more than 60 pounds and has a small white blaze on his chest.
That’s not all he has. He’s also an “intact male.” That could explain why he’s roaming – caught a hint of romance somewhere and left home in search of amore.
According to our tipster Bj Ries, the homeowner’s association “thinks someone left him behind.”
The folks in the neighborhood have called for help but “so far he has not been picked up by Animal Rescue.”
Yes, they meant Dallas Animal Control which, Bj says, “came out last night but they couldn’t find him.”
He was seen this morning, but has vanished again – and he’s walking with a limp now. So, the dog doesn’t know it, but he needs a safe haven.
[Larry aside: We’ll just hope that someone from a rescue group will say, “Yay, a big black dog with testicles AND a limp! Heck, yeah, we’ll take him. They’re cheap to fix and easy to adopt out in Dallas!”]
So, to summarize: Good people are trying to help an intact dog beat the odds. To help them, call Sheila Smith at 214- 536-6265 or email [email protected] or call 469-222-5831.
BIG FIX OPPORTUNITY: The Big Fix For Big D continues with a special opportunity on Friday at the J.C. Phelps Rec Center at 3030 Tips Blvd. – that’s in Zip Code 75216, one of the Zip Codes that is in the south-of-I-30 target zone for Big Fix For Big D.
Those Zip Code areas – they’re listed on that artwork – click it to make it large enough to read – are targeted because they have demonstrated a lack of understanding of the birds and bees and a dramatic fertility in free-roaming and unsupervised cats and dogs.
You can read more about Big Fix For Big D at the eponymous address www.bigfixforbigd.com.
We got the info about this in a note from Metroplex Animal Coalition President Elaine Munch. And seeing a MAC note about spaying and neutering reminded me of MAC’s great promotion “Real Men Neuter.” If you have a moment for some fun, you could click HERE and read about it. Real men do neuter, you know. We don’t even need to be in a specific Zip Code, though, of course, Readlarrypowell.com’s international headquarters fall squarely within the Big Fix Zip Codes and we are not eligible for the $20 fixes because all our critters were fixed years ago – back when you did it because it was the right and smart thing to do, not just because you got a deal.
EVIDENCE OF FERTILITY: Oh, look, even more evidence that there are unfixed animals in Dallas. This little family is at Dallas Animal Services – last night DAS Rescue Team Member Danielle Fry sent out a request for help for these dogs.
It reads: “Dallas Animal Services is at the moment housing the cutest little momma Chihuahua and her babies. They are in need of rescue. The babies are no longer nursing but we are hoping someone can take all of them. Two of the babies do have what we believe to be a birth defect. Their back right paws are missing. They are such a cute family and love each other so much. They all seem to have some hair-loss. We did not find anything with a skin scrape and we tested the areas with a woods lamp and the patches of hair loss did not fluoresce. Due to the appearance we are still suspicious of them having ringworm and have been treating them for it. Because they may have ringworm we are unable to put them in our adoption program. We are asking everybody to let this family into your hearts and help these sweet babies.”
To offer to help this family, email [email protected].
In many shelters, ringworm, which is no big deal in the outside world, becomes a fatal illness. Animals are euthanized before they can spread it to the rest of the population. Just a fact of shelter life.
BE ON THE LOOKOUT DALLAS: Marlo Schrader, a former volunteer with Golden Retriever Rescue of North Texas, tipped us to this accidental vanishing. Accident is the key word.
This fellow has been known lately as Fabio, then Brewer, so who knows if he’ll come when called. But he’s on the loose because his adoptive folks were in a car accident Monday on an access road at Central at Forest and he was last seen around Dallas’ Hamilton Park near Willowdell Drive at 6:30 p.m. He’s wearing a collar, leash and is microchipped.
There’s a search party in the neighborhood this morning.
If you see him or know his whereabouts, call 214-750-4477 or email [email protected].
SLOW IN CARROLLTON: Cats on “the list” remain on the list (we mentioned it yesterday) at Carrollton and so do some dogs.
These two, for example.
That big beauty is Petunia who came in as a stray. She’s about 40 pounds and adorable, of course. Just under a year old. And she’s listed as a Retriever/Plott Hound mix.
That other little dog is Chico – a whopping 12 ½ pounds. He’s somewhere between 3 and 5 years old.
And why is playful, adorable Chico in a shelter at this age? He was “left” by his people who said he was “get out out a big too much and they were tired of coming to the shelter” to get him. This time he’s been in the shelter 23 days.
That girl Petunia has only been in the shelter 20 days – that’s 3 weeks of having a chance to charm someone and not a single person falling in love with that lovely dog face.
To ask about any animal in the Carrollton shelter, call 972-466-3420, or email [email protected].
THE BIG ADOPTATHON LOOMS: Yep, starting Friday, there’ll be some volunteers asking themselves, “Why couldn’t that cold front wait 2 more days?” Details are on that artwork – click to make it larger.
CONTEMPLATIONS: The World Series opens tonight and I’m so hopeful that the third time is the charm for the Texas Rangers. What? They didn’t? They’re already on vacation? Oh, it’s coming back to me now. No pitching and a millionaire who can neither hit nor catch a baseball at key moments. … The election is 13 days away – and I ask once again, “Why not make Congress take performance enhancing drugs”? … I heard a broadcast news story that there’s a chance Dallas will put parking meters around the new deck park over Woodall Rodgers Freeway. They have parking meters around Dallas City Hall and if you get caught in a meeting – say the Dallas Animal Shelter Commission meeting – and it runs longer than the 3 hours worth of nickels and quarters and dimes you shoved into the meter, then the city gives you a nice ticket -- $35 for overparking at city hall. I’ve been to Dallas City Hall many times and never found it worth a $35 visit. I hope that park is worth the visit. Thirty-five bucks for overparking? That’s immoral.
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