EDITION OF MAY 1, 2020 [PetPowellPress] Happy May Day. Social distancing is going to make it a little tough to dance around the May Pole.
We were so poor when I was a kid, we didn’t have a May Pole at our school. We had to use an old Yule Log that didn't sell at a lumber company. Might have been from a sweet gum sweet tree — we were in extreme Northeast Texas.
Yeah, I don’t know if this will get to the read larrypowell. com website or not…Techno- logy has betrayed me for nearly 24 hours now. But, I’ll keep typing. It’s my mission. They don’t give me $140,000 a year to sit at this desk and smile like an ex-circus clown who can’t quite quit wearing the makeup.
Oh, wait, they don’t give me anything; I get paid in happy endings for animals and in Chocolate Chip Cookies by Martha.…That’s Porche giving me the “stink-eye” after reading this opening — she has literary standards and a lawyer and is familiar with the legal strategy “restraining order.” [That's her in-house counsel, The Senator. Very serious.]
Maybe something I type will inspire someone to adopt a dog or a cat and create a happy ending. So here come assorted notes and we’re hoping that Typepad is fired up and ready to accept the words and pictures:
A GREAT OPENING SENTENCE
IN A COCKER SPANIEL APPEAL
Well, of course, the darned virus canceled the DFW Cocker Spaniel Rescue’s 8th Annual Dogleg Golf Classic on April 5, but it may be reskedded in the fall. In the meantime, with the big charity tournament on hold, there’s a need to care for the Cockers and that takes money.
That great opening salutation and sentence on the rescue group’s latest appeal begins, “Dear Cocker Nation, April seemed like it was longer than 30 days….”
Can’t argue that.
The reminder is that people, without a golf club in their hand, a ball in the water or an epithet on their tongues (yes, I play golf), can donate to the Cocker Rescue group by visiting North Texas Giving NOW Day. It’s officially May 5, but you can give now — it’s like early voting. When it comes to Cocker Spaniels, my late pal Inky, The Cocker Laureate of the State of Texas, used to say, “Vote early; vote often.” Go to northexasgivingday.org and find your favorite cause.
IN THE AFTERMATH, BEFORE
YOU PICK UP A FORK…
People have been talking about where they’re going first after the big lock-down is lifted. Restaurants come up. Visits with kids and grandkids. I think I might go visit Dallas Animal Services, the big shelter at I-30 and Westmoreland.
Why? Because I’ve never seen a big city shelter with just SIX CATS on its population roster. (That was as of noon on April 30.)
Some of those cats — Rosalina, Craw’Dad and Uncle Carl — we’ve mentioned before.
And among the dogs waiting? That’s Li’l Twin (A1004216) a neutered fellow who may be about 3 years old. He’s been at the shelter since April 28 — not very long. But he’s adoptable. Email [email protected]. Set up an appointment. See more animals at dallasanimalservices.org. Make those cat listings grow by clicking on them....
[LARRY NOTE: Be nice if the fellow who cut that dog’s ears could undo the shameful act. I’m sure this was done to make a dog look “fierce” but it is just flat creepy to think that humans mutilate animals to make ‘em something they just might not be if they’re loved and taught to behave. You know: like humans.]
WHEN YOU’RE FINDING
MESSAGES IN THE EMAIL…
You know how emails stack up. Sometimes they stack up in such away that you get a message from the emails.
That’s a screen shot of my emails Thursday — Let me draw your attention to the middle one from a neighborhood message service. Someone is appealing for help with a kitten so young that its eyes aren’t open yet and it was having trouble bottle-feeding. The second was from Feral Friends, the noted feline organization, appealing for donations during the ongoing North Texas Giving Day 2020.
The thing, if only someone would spay/neuter the roving cats and the rest of the housecats, too, then some poor woman wouldn’t face the challenge of trying to find a bottle-feeder and kitten expert to save the life of a cat that would not have been born just to be rejected by its mother. Bless that angel who took in the kitten. [LARRY ASIDE:
Geezalou, spay and neuter — how tough can it be? There are entire systems set up to help people with inexpensive spaying and neutering so that puppies and kittens won’t be born just to be euthanized in (usually) overcrowded shelters. Please, someone, help me off this soapbox before a slat snaps and I go tumbling inside the approved social distance between me and my happily sociallydistancedspouse Martha. She’s busy working and doesn’t need the intrusion.]
ON AN UPBEAT NOTE:
FUR BALL DATE SET
Yep, if all went well with technology, you can see the big illustration from the announ- cement Thursday by the SPCA of Texas. Get more details at furball dallas. com.
The 2020 Chair is Patricia Villareal, co-chair is Steve Atkinson, auction chair is Amber Camper and auction co-chair is Rebecca Marabito.
Who will they be helping?
Ah, we’ve gone to spca.org, navigated to the dogs and cats and found these adorable adoptables.
Among them are these three: Maple the Dog, Marble the Cat and Marley the Dog with eyes that don’t match but fit perfectly on that adorable dog face. I was going to try to trick you into believing that this was either a trio of Dallas Tabby Cats or Bowie County Big Nose Trufflehunds, but, of course, they’re not. They’re just good souls waiting for the right home.
I also spotted the pasta connection at the SPCA. We’ve spotlighted Freddy Spaghetti before, but this is the first time we’ve spotted Fuseli. Two distinctly different pastas, er, cats. All at spca.org with many more.
CONTEMPLATIONS
OLD TV, MISSING PEOPLE, THINGS TO WATCH
I GOT UP to check on Martha and the dogs — they’re all sheltering in place — and there was my native-born Ol’ Texas girl Martha sitting with her laptop in front of her and just over it, the big screen tuned to Gunsmoke. The episode was The Busters starring Gary Busey, born in Goose Creek, Texas, as a cowboy who’d been kicked in the head by a horse. It’s just about the saddest Gunsmoke ever. I mean, kick your cowboy heart sad. First shown in 1975; three years later Busey is up for a Best Actor Oscar for The Buddy Holly Story. And, in 2020, there he is on the TV screen as a young cowboy — lot of road between ’75 and 2020. Some was smooth, like his performance as Eddie Lomax in the film The Firm — you know how tough it is to type “the film The Firm” without either an “l” or an “r” error?
TWO REASONS I’LL BE GLAD WHEN THIS VIRUS THING IS OVER: (1) I’m ready to visit with people in public places and (2) the woman of my dreams will stop complaining that I’m not just sheltering in place, I’m crabby in place. I’m going to take her to the Oak Cliff El Fenix on Colorado Boulevard as soon as the OK is given by whoever gives the OK for Tex-Mex food. We courted there; as did her parents, Johnny and Violet Muse. Traditions — you can’t let a virus end everything, even if some developer is warming up a wrecking ball. …
A NOTE ABOUT TELEVISION: Modern Family is gone; The Big Bang Theory is in reruns; talk shows are like watching the phone; sports is lame and you’ve already seen everything else, including all those things you binge-watched. So, just what is there to watch on TV these days. Can the news get more monotonous?
My favorite online camera, the Santa Fe Plaza Cam, has suspended its view of the fascinating crossroads in that beautiful city. But, you can still watch — live! (allegedly) — Old Faithful, the legendary geyser in Yellowstone Park. Click HERE. Stand at least six feet away from the screen to avoid splash.
— Offer opinions and viewing tips by clicking on ‘comments’ below or by emailing [email protected] and we’ll read your email instead of watching TV. —