[LARRY ASIDE: We have offered this space for the holiday to our dear friend and trusted advisor, The Senator, an lntellectual individual with a sense of decency and justice. He suggested it could be our long-weekend edition of Let Sleeping Dogs Lie & Napping Cats Nap, with a good share of philosophy and politics, too. Please read on.]
Hello and Happy New Year 2021! I am The Senator, as you Dear Readers know. I am a wander-up dignitary currently living in the Embassy of The American Feline Foundation for Clear Thought and Reduction of Apprehension.
I retain no current affiliation with the Upper House in Washington, D.C., but that was of my own choosing. There are better guilt-free things to do than spend public money.
I am reshaping my career path, reorganizing my thoughts and reassessing my approach to each day.
I think of humans and believe, “A cat shall lead the way.”
And, I am writing this in the happy surrounding that gives me companionship and a number of nice places to catnap.
Speaking of sleep, some of you are reading this on the 31st and you will be up a little later than usual and will, of course, get some sleep once the traditional and idiotic gunfire and fireworks go quiet.
Others of you may be reading this on New Years’s Day and you will appreciate the fact that there is no loud soundtrack to aggravate your self-inflicted headache. We’ll pause now so you can take some headache pills and, perhaps, slug down a properly-dissolved bicarbonate in a glass or a plastic, whichever you were drinking from on New Year’s Eve when you fell asleep around sun-up on the 1st.
[THE SENATOR ASIDE: Those are my colleagues, the older Rottie Texas Earl the Cheeseman and the entertaining dog of unknown heritage, Porche Noel. They are sacked out on Porche’s Ol' Hippie Rug of Transitional Contemplation and trying to get over the pressure of barking repeated unexpected-noise alerts for hours on New Year’s Eve.]
As a veteran feline, I will now make use of my powers of observation and hope to encourage each of you to get a grip for the new year. True, I may be bold with my suggestions, but, really, don’t we all need a better grip for 2021 than we had on 2020. Get the grip on the year before the year gets a grip on us, right?
I watched a lot of TV news during the past year — the number of people with a firm grip on reality you could count on the toes of maybe two paws on a good day.
[THE SENATOR ASIDE: That tabby cat is my feline colleague Deputy Chief Kittie Leigh Johnson, a veteran of public service who is quite comfortable napping on the household’s faux buffalo robe. As is the girl Porche Noel. She’ll sleep anywhere. I don’t know why she didn’t stay longer in Washington.]
What can you do to have a happy new year? Wear a mask, of course. Wash your paws. And, as a Feline of Faith, I’d suggest that you get some faith, too. Have a foundation for progress and a goal of doing good. What would be so bad about that? And for mewing out loud, do this: Be nice, be kind, be honest, share your goodness.
[THE SENATOR ASIDE: When it comes to being nice, I cite this dog Wendy, aka Wednesday Louise Wagstaff Arden, a formerly unwanted Dallas puppy who has become accustomed to the comfort of a former law office’s waiting room recliner. That girl knows furniture!]
While, as The Honorable Senator, I chose not to partake in the party lifestyle on New Year’s Eve, I did have some friends who did. Nothing’s quite as tedious as finding out your ex-colleagues in the U.S. Capitol Building are prone to drunk-dialing you on New Year’s Eve.
So, yes, learn something about your nation in 2021. For example, your first lesson is biographical in nature. Study up on Will Rogers, the Cowboy Philosopher, the Oklahoma Cowboy, the actor, the entertainer, the legend.
Drunk-dialing by my former Capitol colleagues reminds me of a quote from Mr. Rogers: “I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.”
And, I’m not real certain about the context of this quote from Mr. Rogers, but I do recall my time in the Upper House when I marveled at this line: “About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation.”
Funny how some quotes from the last century might fit into this century.
Now, as someone who has, in his honorable service to the nation, read assorted bills and proposals presented in the center of American government, I am quite fond of this next wise expression from Mr. Rogers. If you’ve been thinking about all the “throw-this-in-too” items that in the recent spending bill, you may appreciate this quote, too.
Mr. Rogers, one clever cat, said, “If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of Congress.” [THE SENATOR ASIDE: That dog on the rug with artsy squares is my friend Dudley the Angel, a Border Collie/Chocolate Lab mix who prefers a solid flat surface as a foundation for his happy dreams. Can you get any more American than that? Comfort and dreams on a solid foundation.]
Let me do a quick reminder of who Mr. Rogers was — he lived from 11/4/1879 to 8/15/35 when he died in a plane crash in the U.S. Territory of Alaska. He was born in Indian Territory (the proper political designation, abbreviated "I.T." in newspaper datelines.) That was long before the Sooners came into I.T. to settle unclaimed property in the Land Rush of 1889. And that rush was long before the OU Sooners existed and long before they (and all those Texas-produced football stars) thumped the University of Florida, 55-20, in the 2020 Cotton Bowl — a good year for OU, a bad evening for the Gators.
Back to Will Rogers: He identified as a Cherokee and once said, “My ancestors didn’t come over on the Mayflower, but they met the boat.”
He also declared, “America is a land of opportunity and don’t ever forget it.”
And he also said this, a message particularly important for 2021 in the United States and the whole wide world: “We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.“
So, maybe for 2021 we can all not just think about things and react to them, but consider the opportunities and the consequences before we do anything.
in particular, we need to let the people who work for us, people who sought our support — from the Oval Office to the city council and schoolboards -- know what we really want in America. We have to tell them, otherwise the only thing we’ll actually know about them is they were clever enough or lucky enough to get elected. And getting elected was just the opportunity to do the job we hired them to do. Look around — anybody can get elected. Who can actually do the work?
As an Independent Cat, I could close with this famous quote from Mr. Rogers: “I am not a member of any organized political party. i am a Democrat.”
But, that would be unfair to both disorganized sides of the aisle.
Or,
I could close with this: “All I know is just what I read in the papers and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.” But, check those 2020 circulation figures — not so many people with a printed alibi for ignorance these days.
Remember that miserable 2020 political campaign and how it spread from the campaign trail to your TV set. Will said this about politics: “Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.”
I found a funny Will quote that has an element of predicting the future in it. He said decades ago, “I hope some of the men who get the most votes will be elected.”
And, there you have it, Ladies and Gentlemen, from your appreciative cat, The Senator. I have endeavored to be truthful and inspirational.
In the wake of this celebration of the arrival of the year 2021, I now retire to the lap of luxury, i.e., my confidante Larry’s funspouse Martha’s lap. Only a cat could diagram that sentence.
And, yes, I will nod off without regret, something I’m sure a lot of young partiers with pounding sinuses and sloshy brainpans wish they could do on New Year’s Day, 2021.
Happy New Year, Dear Readers, and God bless the United States of America and the rest of the world, too. Protect the animals and love them.
Honorably,
The Senator
Your Proven Public Servant
Comforting Cat 2024*
*I may have jumped the gun on that announcement. -- The Sen
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