We're stretching our July 4 edition through the weekend and designating it as our long-running feature, Let Sleeping Dogs Lie & Napping Cats Nap.
One reason is readlarrypowell.com is taking the long weekend. Why? Felt like the thing to do.
One "thing to do" is to show the flipside of my personal dog, Porche Noel. These first two photos show her flipsides on her office bed.
She came into our collection of critters at Christmas in 2009. Very active and puzzled dog. She was snarly. In fact. as a poorly treated, starving dog, she wanted everybody else's meal. Thing were tough until we convinced her that she was
actually going to get fed.
The other dogs cut her some slack and so did the cats.
Porche Noel adjusted. She couldn't bark -- she could only rasp -- her collar or her rope had been too tight around her starvation neck. She had a little trouble walking because her back hips and legs had been abused and were weakened -- we don't know if she was a "breeding" dog by accident or on purpose or if at all. Somehow she escaped the awfulness of that life and wound up on our street in the City of Dallas.
It was clear she was in trouble when we got her.
How did we get her?
Here's how it went: We kept a twice-daily feral cat free-food buffet on our front porch inside the burglar bars and matching burglar-bar gate symbolic of the area.
The cats and their kittens loved it. We'd make friends and work to get them spayed and neutered. And it took us nearly two decades but by the time we sold the house, the neighborhood ferals had been spayed or neutered. Many were adopted.
We like to think that there were no replacement ferals after we left but, of course, that was in an area on the south side of Dallas that has long been famous for unfixed strays and subsequent large litters of puppies and kittens. (We adopted some of each and found homes or shelter for the rest.)
One day my funspouse Martha, returning from an errand, walks in the house and asks, "What's with the dog on the front porch?"
And I asked, "What dog?"
Sure enough, there was a dog on the porch. This dog had squeezed through the burglar bars, then eaten all the dishes of cat food in the buffet. At that point, this rasping, limping, frightened dog had become too wide to squeeze through the bars and escape the porch.
I opened the front door of our house, looked at her and said, "Come on in" and she did.
Porche Noel has been sleeping on our bed almost ever since -- she took over the spot when my Cocker Spaniel Inky (right) left us for Higher Quarters in 2015. I believe Porche realized there was an opening and jumped onto the bed. She can't jump that high at this stage of her life, but she has a human who will lift her up and off the bed or couch or floor or chair, etc., when needed.
That's her (upper right) on her first trip to a vet (that we know of).
And I've included a photo of Porche Noel slumbering on the couch with her pal, Martha's Personal Dog, Wendy Louise Wagstaff Arden.
Wendy bunks with the humans, too. Ever had one of those dogs who
firmly believes that beds were invented for dogs and humans can just move over? It's like that Hank Williams Sr. song from 1947 -- Move It On Over. I could swear I've heard Wendy, under her dog-breath, singing, "Move over little dog cause a big dog's movin' in."
Our other dog, the very handsome Border Collie/Chocolate Lab mix Dudley the Angel, prefers his bed on the floor -- from that spot he can
rise easily and patrol the house. Why? He likes to bark to remind the cats to behave themselves. You wouldn't think a cat could mew, "Oh, sheesh, Dudley, go back to bed."
But I swear I think I heard that one night...Could have just been my sleep-deprived brain misinterpreting a chain of Porche's snores.
[CINEMA ASIDE: DUDLEY AND HIS CO-STAR WILLIAM POWELL appear with the permission of Money-maker Movies, producer of their latest film, No Horse In The Picture.]
DEAR READERS: Enjoy your Fourth of July weekend and celebrate the great nation of the United States.
Send pictures of your patriotic dogs and cats slumbering to [email protected].
Tell us why you love them and the nation and we'll feature them in Let Sleeping Dogs Lie & Napping Cats Nap.]